The Story Of Little Bobby...
Lttle Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making
dinner.
His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good
time to tell his mother what he
wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my
birthday."
Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten
into trouble
at school and at home. Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he
deserved
to get a bike for his birthday. Little Bobby, of course,
thought he did.
Bobby's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted Bobby to
reflect
on his behavior over the last year. "Go to your room, Bobby, and
think about
how you have behaved this year. Then write a letter to
God and tell him why you deserve
a bike for your birthday."
Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down
to
write God a letter.
Letter 1
Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I
would like a bike for my
birthday. I want a red one. Your friend, Bobby
Bobby knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very
good boy
this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.
Letter 2
Dear God,
This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good
boy this year and I
would like a red bike for my birthday. Thank you. Your friend
Bobby
Bobby knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore up
the letter
and started again.
Letter 3
Dear God,
I have been an "OK "boy this year.
I still would really like a bike
for my birthday.
Bobby
Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God either.
So,
Bobby wrote a fourth letter.
Letter 4
God,
I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am
very sorry. I will
be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday. Please!
Thank
you,
Bobby
Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going
to get
him a bike. Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and
told his mom that
he wanted to go to church. Bobby's mother
thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very
sad.
"Just be home in time for dinner," Bobby's mother told him.
Bobby walked down the street to the church on the corner.
Little
Bobby went into the church and up to the altar. He looked
around to see if anyone was there.
Bobby bent down and picked
up a statue of the Virgin Mary. He slipped the statue under his
shirt
and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house,
and up to his room. He shut
the door to his room and sat down
with a piece of paper and a pen.
Bobby began to write his letter to God.
Letter 5
God,
I'VE GOT YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN,
SEND
THE BIKE!
Signed,
YOU KNOW WHO
A Story About Adam and Eve
In the Garden of Eden,
As everyone knows,
Lives Adam and Eve,
Without any clothes.
In this garden,
Were two little leaves,
One covered Adam's,
One covered Eve's.
As the story goes on,
Never the less to say,
The wind came along,
And blew the leaves away.
At the sight,
Adam did stare,
There was Eve's treasure,
All covered
with hair.
And wonder came,
Under Eve's eyes,
As Adam's thing,
Started to rise.
They found a spot,
That suited them best,
A nice big tree,
Where they began to rest.
Her legs spread wider,
And wider apart,
While thrill after thrill,
Came into her heart.
The head of Adam's thing,
Peeked into the hole,
And filled her with passion,
Beyond her control.
Backward and forward,
His thing did slide,
And Eve's treasure,
Was all wet inside.
The joy was good,
She
wouldn't let loose,
Until Adam's thing,
Was all out of juice.
Then down through the years,
People did screw,
And now it is time,
For
me and you.
So pull down your pants,
And lay in the grass,
Cause
I'm in the mood,
For a piece of that ASS!
YOU MUST SEND THIS
TO
0 u will not get laid
5 u will get a kiss from your crush
10 u will
get naked with your crush
15 or up u will definetly get some