Quizzes

1. Say COW before each word:

- Cows
- About
- Talking
- Idiot
- Stupid
- This
- Got
- I
- Long
- How
- Look


2. Say COW after each word:

Cows -
About -
Talking -
Idiot -
Stupid -
This -
Got -
I -
Long -
How -
Look -


3. Say COW before and after each word:

- Cows -
- About -
- Talking -
- Idiot -
- Stupid -
- This -
- Got -
- I -
- Long -
- How -
- Look -


4. Start at the bottom and read the
words upwards:

Cows
About
Talking
Idiot
Stupid
This
Got
I
Long
How
Look

Teletubbies

The following test was developed by a combination of top U.S. and
European

psychologists. The results are extremely accurate in describing your
personality with one simple question.

Which is your favorite Teletubbie:

A. Yellow
B. Purple
C. Green
D. Red

DECIDE BEFORE SCROLLING DOWN to read the profiles for women and men.

Profile for WOMEN....

A. If you chose the Yellow Teletubbie. You are bubbly and cheerful.
People
come to you when troubled because you always make them feel better about
themselves. You are apt to clash with Red Teletubbie people.

B. If you chose the Purple Teletubbie. You are active and erratic. You
have many ideas and set high standards for yourself and others. Stay
away
from Green Teletubbie people, they tend to bring you down.

C. If you chose the Green Teletubbie. You are calm and reliable. Family
plays a major role in your life and you often sacrifice your needs to
please others. Yellow Teletubbie people are a good match for you.

D.If you chose the Red Teletubbie. You are bold and emotional. You are
fierce in your opinions and quick to anger, but stick by your friends
through thick and thin. Purple and Red Teletubbie people are an
explosive
combination.

Profile for MEN....

A. If you chose the Yellow Teletubbie, you are gay.
B. If you chose the Purple Teletubbie, you are gay.
C. If you chose the Green Teletubbie, you are gay.
D. If you chose the Red Teletubbie, you are gay.

Age

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to
have
sex. (try for more than once)

2.Multiply this number by 2

3. Add 5.

4. Multiply it by 50.

I'll wait while you get the calculator................

5. lf you have already had your birthday this year add 1750. lf you
haven't, add 1749.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born

You should now have a three digit number.

The first digit of this was your original number (how many times you
want to
have sex each week.)

The second two digits are your age